33 And 1/3 Under 45: Track Sixteen – Green

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33 And 1/3 Under 45: Track Fourteen – Black Tie, White Noise

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A Year of Spider-Man and Living Emotionally

I’m a grown man, damn it. I come from a long line of grown men. There are expectations to uphold. Clan Man’s family crest has one symbol, a stone, and written beneath in the most metal-looking font is “Non Clamabit”.  We. Do. Not. Cry. No one ever told me that. […]